(April Fools) Preorder your right to preorder the game today!

Yes, you’ve read that right, only today, you can preorder your right to actually preorder this free2play game at a later point in time¹.
_{¹When will that point in time be? How should I know, take a look at our messy roadmap🡕 and pray that it won’t take until next year’s April Fool’s day!}

*Ahem* Either way, pre-preorder the game now, so you’ll be able to play the game for free once it launches²!
_{²Just like everyone else, but shush, give us your money!}

As an exclusive pre-preorder bonus, you’ll receive this virtual roll of toilet paper in order to prepare yourself for the next lockdown: 🧻³
_{³Ever Given they arrive at all.}

So what are you waiting for? Go pre-preorder today🡕 and secure yourself that fancy roll of toilet paper now, before this very unique offer is gone forever!

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Alternatively, just subscribe to our Announcement Channel🡕 on Telegram to be notified once the next playtest starts, and/or support us on Patreon🡕 so the game can stay free of shitty business practices and microtransactions – forever.
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_{(The usual monthly update will be posted tomorrow)}